You know, Patrick,
the jellyfish migration is my favorite time of year.
For three whole days,
jellyfish from around the globe gather
on one spot to trade jelly secrets.
(gasps)
Patrick, look.
A blue-crusted blaster.
I've never seen one before.
They're really rare.
And a speckled squirter.
A two-fisted jumper.
And a golden-throated stinger.
♪ La la la la la la la la. ♪
Oh, this year's migration is going to be a big one.
Uh, SpongeBob?
Wow.
This looks like a job
for Ol' Reliable.
(groans)
Ooh.
Ah, that was the most beautiful day of jellyfishing ever.
Well, I didn't catch a thing
with my dumb old net.
Lucky for me, I have Ol' Reliable.
Carbon fiber handle,
titanium alloy netting, and form-fitting silicone grips.
Yes, sir, Ol' Reliable is the best net in the world.
Wow, I would kill for a net like that.
You know, something small, like a carrot,
but not spiders, they're icky.
(shudders)
Good night, Patrick.
Good night, SpongeBob.
(sighs) I love jellyfishing.
Whoo!
Time to get ready for day two
of the jellyfish migration.
And I'll start with my trusty jellyfishing net
Ol' Reliable.
Ol' Reliable?
(gasps)
It's gone.
(Gary meows)
Oh, right.
Pants.
Patrick, Ol' Reliable has been stolen!
Aah!
BOTH: Aah!
Put one over there, Patrick.
l'm all done. Maybe we should spread out a little.
Flash.
The jellyfish migration enters its second day
of fantastic jellyfishing.
We now go live to our reporter on the scene.
This year's migration is the largest in a century.
I feel truly sorry for the poor saps
who will miss even one minute of this remarkable event.
Attention, Bikini Bottom.
My jellyfishing net has been stolen.
l am prepared to offer a large reward
for its safe return.
Reward?
How much we talking about?
$12 and... two, ten, three... 38 cents.
I'm on the case.
Guys, I know it's a slow news day, but come on.
(phone rings) Oh!
Hello? Hello?
SpongeBob, did you get your net back?
Oh, get off the line, Patrick.
Someone might be trying to call about Ol' Reliable.
Oh, sorry.
(phone rings)
Did you get your net yet?
No, Patrick.
Don't call unless you found my net.
(phone rings) Hello?!
SpongeBob, I found your net!
What? Really, Patrick?
Uh, oh, not really.
I just got lonely.
Oh, I'll never get my net back.
I'll just have to accept
that Ol' Reliable is gone forever.
(laughing)
(sighs)
Patrick's lucky.
He gets to practice
in the middle of the night with his jellyfishing net.
Funny thing is, Patrick's net disintegrated yesterday.
(rooster crowing)
SpongeBob, did you get Ol' Reliable back yet?
(sighs) No, not yet.
Hey, Patrick.
Wouldn't it be the funniest thing
if you had taken my jellyfish net?
(laughing)
No.
(laughs)
Yeah, that would be silly.
Oh, that reminds me.
I got you a present.
A present? What is it?
It's a confessor bear.
He's a special friend you tell all your secrets to.
Wow, thanks, SpongeBob.
(microphone feedback) l'll just leave you two alone to get acquainted.
My name is Confessor Bear.
Tell me all your secrets.
Oh, I did something recently I'm not proud of.
I didn't mean to do it.
It just sort of happened.
Oh, maybe you should talk about it.
Well, it involves my best friend SpongeBob.
I don't think he knows what happened,
but it would really upset him if he found out.
Tell Confessor Bear!
I've said too much already.
Tell Confessor Bear now!
Now! (screams)
I accidentally knocked SpongeBob's toothbrush
into the toilet
and then I put it back on the counter without washing it!
Confessor Bear?
(spitting)
You're mad at me, aren't you, Confessor Bear?
(screaming)
Patrick, we need to talk.
(gasps) Uh, don't come in!
Uh, I'm not decent!
The house is a mess!
There's a radiation leak!
Hmm.
Patrick, where are you?
Why are the lights off?
I'm in here.
Be out in a second.
SPONGEBOB: Ol' Reliable.
Ah... huh.
Hello. (giggles)
What's in your hand, Patrick?
Nothing. What's in your other hand?
(grunts)
Nothing in my other hand.
Well, I got to go.
Okay, bye.
Patrick wouldn't steal Ol' Reliable.
Would he?
l would kill for a net like that.
(growls)
(laughing maniacally)
(screams)
Have I been best friends with a master thief?
I must know for sure.
Good morning, Patrick.
Morning, SpongeBob.
What you gonna do today, buddy?
Eh, nothing.
Well, I'm off to work.
See you later.
Bye.
Now we'll just see
what sort of nothing you're really up to,
Sneaky McSneaky Pants.
Oh, he is good.
You never really know a guy until you've stared at him
for eight hours through high-powered binoculars.
Hey, where'd he go?
Hi, SpongeBob.
What are you doing?
Uh, you... what the... what are you doing?
Nothing.
I just finished.
Oh, hey, look.
You can see where I was just standing from here.
Boy, if you'd wanted to,
you could have spied on me all day from right here.
(shudders)
Creepy, huh?
Anyway, what are you doing with those binoculars?
(yells)
I don't have any binoculars, see?
You're acting weird.
I'm not acting weird!
You're acting weird!
(panting)
You're... acting... weird!
Okay, bye!
Hello, who are you?
Greetings, young fellow.
I'm willing to pay top dollar
for jellyfishing items with sentimental value,
if you know what I mean.
Oh.
No.
Word on the street is that you know where
to get quality jellyfishing supplies, hmm?
What street said that?
Was it this one?
Mind your own business!
Oh, Mr. Star.
l know that you are in possession
of a rare jellyfishing net.
I will pay $1 billion for that net.
I don't know who you are,
but you're not getting this jellyfishing net.
I wouldn't sell it for $1 million,
not for $100.
I wouldn't even sell it for a dollar.
Oh, really?
You can't have it for any price.
And why not?
This means more to me than money.
It's my friend SpongeBob's.
Aha!
SpongeBob!
Oh, thank goodness you're here.
There was a scary guy with a mustache
asking a lot of weird questions.
Patrick, I'm the scary mustache guy!
Why, SpongeBob, why?
Why would you wear such a scary mustache?
Why did you steal my jellyfishing net?
What? I'm your best friend!
You were my best friend,
you no-good jellyfishing net thief!
How could you think that?
Because you said it.
You said it was your friend SpongeBob's.
Gift.
What?
It's my friend SpongeBob's gift.
I made you a new net.
For SpongeBob.
You made me a new jellyfishing net?
That is so thoughtful of you.
Patrick?
What you doing, best friend?
I'm not your best friend.
I'm a no-good, jelly-netting thief fish.
Where are you going?
I'm leaving Bikini Bottom while I still have
my dignity.
Patrick, no!
So this is it?
Barring the unforeseen hand of fate, I'm afraid it is.
Patrick, don't go.
l'm sorry I accused you.
It's bad enough I lost my net.
I don't want to lose my best friend, too.
Please forgive me.
What's the holdup?
Oh, it's you two.
Look, you left your net on the bus again.
Ol' Reliable?
I left you on the bus?
You do it every week.
Now can we get going?
Patrick, I want you to take
this to remember me by.
You're giving me Ol' Reliable?
(sobbing)
I accept your apology.
Oh, come here, you big lug.
(both sobbing)
PASSENGERS: Aw...
They do this all the time.
I'm serious, I... Ugh, never mind.
I'm staying in Bikini Bottom.
PASSENGERS: Hooray!
You want to go jellyfishing?
I just got a new net.
So did I.
My best friend made it for me.
Whee! Whee!
(both laughing)